Welcome to Divorcing Unhealthy Foods

Loosing weight is not as hard as it's been made out to be.........Did you know that if you loose 2lbs. a week for one year.....you will have lost 104lbs? ...."Now that Awesome"......or  52lbs in six months, not so bad either. I think you can do it......

1) If  you lost   (divorced) 1lb a week for 6 months.....let's see here....that will be 26 POUNDS .....Yoo! Hoo!...... now that's not so hard to do, is it?

2) Now, I don't have the stats on this one but..............I am sure that if you would cut out unhealthy snacks at night for one month.....that .you would feel better at the end of 30 short days.....

you think!

 Enough for me, now it's your turn......go ahead an write a senerio for the other members to read and comment on, because  we all have tips on how to ......."Divorce Unhealthy Foods"

Jivey

Hello handsome,How are you feeling today? fine I hope. I am writing you this letter Sweetie to let you know how much I appreciate you and to share something with you...Saurated Fats called me this Morning and told something that made me very uncomfortable......Oh, I'll quit beating around the bash and ask you o.k........Did high blood pressure run into you at the sports bar last night?....they told a friend of mine that you were hanging out with Cottage Cheese and Pineapple....."I can't stand those two, you know"......I must admit that was upset for a minute there, then I realized that I am the one in control of our relationship........"Therefore I have nothing to worry about".

Sweetheart, have I told you lately about all the things that I love about you......for instance when you come home and head straight for home theatre chair.....sometimes you just sit for hours on end just watching your movies or your favorite team play ball......I also love it when you go out on the deck and cook up some cancer causing treats on the grill....In case you were wondering dear heart, I'm not really worried about you messing around with pineapple and her friends so much.....shucks!  "you have been committed to me for so long  you've probebly forgotten how to deal with something healthy"......Baby, guess what came in the mail the other day?  some gym had the nerves to send you a free membership. "I think that is ridiculas"......You've never mention anything about woking out and getting into shape!.......Not to worry my love, I beieve that a bottle of syrup fel over on it as you were leaving the table this morning.

               You make me so proud whenever you refuse to go running with your friends, and the fact that you haven't gone fishing in years is alright with me......besides, what would you do with all that healthy fish anyway?.........So darlin, what exactly did Pineaple say to you..... I could just guess that it was something like....."I'm better for you" or "If you stick with me, I can make you feel young again"........... Wait a minute here's a classic......" I wouldn't mind you hanging out with other Fruits and Vegetables"......I can just hear healthy foods now, bragging about how they can bring your cholestorol down...and.work with you on your blood pressure and possibly show you how get a six pack... I know Healthy Foods told you they could help you get down to your idea weight, "I'm not stupid you know"...why do you think that everybody is always looking for me?.......Speaking of six-packs, I can get you all the six-packs you want.........

Honey, please remember that I will always be there for you, whenever you are lonesome or bored...if you get disappointed about anything, ....If you are upset in anyway I promise you, I'll be there to comfort you o.k. sweetie........You know what cupcake,  I forgive you for flirting with healthy and her friends, all they want to do is bring you down.....your weight, your blood pressure and maybe even your cholestorol level...and I know for a fact that you are not going to let some outside influences mess around with your blood pressure. Sweetie the only thing healthy could possibly bring up is your self-esteem and self-worth and we both know that you don't need those either one of those things anymore....."not with the unbelievable lifestyle that you are leading with me"

Baby, I realize how much that I have weighed you down in the past....giving you indigestion and stomach aches every now and then, I realize that you let me keep you from fitting into your favorite slacks and jackets....Don't forget that I was there when your best friend from high school begged you to be the best-man at his wedding and you told him No, because you didn't want to wear a tuxedo in your size...."That's o.k. with me baby....I've always thought you look sexier in sweatpants anyway, besides I do love the way you depend on me, I love you too"..... sugarplum, remember last week when you were clutching you hand to your heart? I thought that was so sweet, I knew that you were thinking about me and not Pineapple.

Listen dearest, I think that it is time that you knew.....Grilled Salmon stole my last boyfriend just over a year ago...."I can't stand healthy foods" .....he started hanging out with salmon, salads and all of there friends and the next thing I knew, he was acting like he couldn,t deal with me anymore......And I am determined not to let that happen to me again, so if you are contemplating messing around with Healthy, then I advise you to get prepared to go down, way down..

P.S . don't go changing Signed Unhealthy Foods

I hope that you enjoyed the excerpt gentleman, please leave me your questions, comments and feedback.....God bless you and I know that it is time to divorce unhealthy. Luyah

Hey Luyah. Girl this is a good thing u got going here. ONly God knew u were the one to set this up. I hope everything works out for you on this site and I want you to know that I plan on getting all if not some of my friends to visit your site and to hopefully become members. Keep those love letters coming and I think it might be a good idea if you add some information about the advantages and disadvantages of eating unhealthy vs. healthy. Or maybe you could research the different types of foods and do a cause and effect as well as the benefits of what you get if you choose to eat healthier. I don't know just some ideas that i thought about while i was writitng you this email. I hope you like these ideas as well as take them into consideration and I hope God bless you with a plan to carry them out. If you need anything, or want me to help I will be much happy to do so. Have a great day and God Bless You, my sister.

Love Phat

if you look closely u will see that this is an old friend.

Here is something for you fellas to chat about........ that is after you have read the Love Letter for Men of course enjoy

                                     A SENERIO: PHONE CALL TO A FRIEND: J. IVEY

   Hello Harry, I know that you are planning on heading out to the Lake and do a little fishing later on,but I was wondering if you had time to stop by the house on the way there..... man I need somebody to talk to .......Artery Clogging Treats called me again this morning, talking about she wants to get back together..... I told her that I was seeing Pineapple now.....besides all she ever did for me was make my head and chest hurt. If I spend more then 3-4 days with her I start to thinking that I am having a heart attack..."I can't take it any more man, I am filing for divorce".... ....I have been enjoying my new partners now, you've met them haven't you?.....Cottage Cheese and Pineapple. ....they make me feel great!!!    you should see me these days man,  I can fit into clothes that I haven't put on in years and this is exactly what I have been praying for .

             I refuse to let unhealthy's temptations get the best of me anymore, I'm tired of her tricks. I never know what she is going to do next....add 15lbs to my mid-section, maybe fix it so I never want to wear a suit again"  I could of sworn that she told me how she loves it when I am out on the deck cooking up some cancer causing treats and the way that I just sit at home all day in my new home-theater chair"..... "I'm outta here.... unhealthy can just go and tempt someone else"........I didn't like being lazy and insecure.... sure I played a part in that relationship, running to her ever time I got stressed out ,lonely or bored, I am the one who made sure that unhealthy and all of her family was living in my freezer and packed into my pantry..... "I must admit that I did have a good time with her second cousin Cheesecake.....lol, I'll talk to you later man, whole grain breads and turkey invited me over for lunch today, call me when you get here.

Signed, tired of unhealthy