Welcome to Divorcing Unhealthy Foods

Here is something for you fellas to chat about........ that is after you have read the Love Letter for Men of course enjoy

                                     A SENERIO: PHONE CALL TO A FRIEND: J. IVEY

   Hello Harry, I know that you are planning on heading out to the Lake and do a little fishing later on,but I was wondering if you had time to stop by the house on the way there..... man I need somebody to talk to .......Artery Clogging Treats called me again this morning, talking about she wants to get back together..... I told her that I was seeing Pineapple now.....besides all she ever did for me was make my head and chest hurt. If I spend more then 3-4 days with her I start to thinking that I am having a heart attack..."I can't take it any more man, I am filing for divorce".... ....I have been enjoying my new partners now, you've met them haven't you?.....Cottage Cheese and Pineapple. ....they make me feel great!!!    you should see me these days man,  I can fit into clothes that I haven't put on in years and this is exactly what I have been praying for .

             I refuse to let unhealthy's temptations get the best of me anymore, I'm tired of her tricks. I never know what she is going to do next....add 15lbs to my mid-section, maybe fix it so I never want to wear a suit again"  I could of sworn that she told me how she loves it when I am out on the deck cooking up some cancer causing treats and the way that I just sit at home all day in my new home-theater chair"..... "I'm outta here.... unhealthy can just go and tempt someone else"........I didn't like being lazy and insecure.... sure I played a part in that relationship, running to her ever time I got stressed out ,lonely or bored, I am the one who made sure that unhealthy and all of her family was living in my freezer and packed into my pantry..... "I must admit that I did have a good time with her second cousin Cheesecake.....lol, I'll talk to you later man, whole grain breads and turkey invited me over for lunch today, call me when you get here.

Signed, tired of unhealthy