Welcome to Divorcing Unhealthy Foods

Hello handsome,How are you feeling today? fine I hope. I am writing you this letter Sweetie to let you know how much I appreciate you and to share something with you...Saurated Fats called me this Morning and told something that made me very uncomfortable......Oh, I'll quit beating around the bash and ask you o.k........Did high blood pressure run into you at the sports bar last night?....they told a friend of mine that you were hanging out with Cottage Cheese and Pineapple....."I can't stand those two, you know"......I must admit that was upset for a minute there, then I realized that I am the one in control of our relationship........"Therefore I have nothing to worry about".

Sweetheart, have I told you lately about all the things that I love about you......for instance when you come home and head straight for home theatre chair.....sometimes you just sit for hours on end just watching your movies or your favorite team play ball......I also love it when you go out on the deck and cook up some cancer causing treats on the grill....In case you were wondering dear heart, I'm not really worried about you messing around with pineapple and her friends so much.....shucks!  "you have been committed to me for so long  you've probebly forgotten how to deal with something healthy"......Baby, guess what came in the mail the other day?  some gym had the nerves to send you a free membership. "I think that is ridiculas"......You've never mention anything about woking out and getting into shape!.......Not to worry my love, I beieve that a bottle of syrup fel over on it as you were leaving the table this morning.

               You make me so proud whenever you refuse to go running with your friends, and the fact that you haven't gone fishing in years is alright with me......besides, what would you do with all that healthy fish anyway?.........So darlin, what exactly did Pineaple say to you..... I could just guess that it was something like....."I'm better for you" or "If you stick with me, I can make you feel young again"........... Wait a minute here's a classic......" I wouldn't mind you hanging out with other Fruits and Vegetables"......I can just hear healthy foods now, bragging about how they can bring your cholestorol down...and.work with you on your blood pressure and possibly show you how get a six pack... I know Healthy Foods told you they could help you get down to your idea weight, "I'm not stupid you know"...why do you think that everybody is always looking for me?.......Speaking of six-packs, I can get you all the six-packs you want.........

Honey, please remember that I will always be there for you, whenever you are lonesome or bored...if you get disappointed about anything, ....If you are upset in anyway I promise you, I'll be there to comfort you o.k. sweetie........You know what cupcake,  I forgive you for flirting with healthy and her friends, all they want to do is bring you down.....your weight, your blood pressure and maybe even your cholestorol level...and I know for a fact that you are not going to let some outside influences mess around with your blood pressure. Sweetie the only thing healthy could possibly bring up is your self-esteem and self-worth and we both know that you don't need those either one of those things anymore....."not with the unbelievable lifestyle that you are leading with me"

Baby, I realize how much that I have weighed you down in the past....giving you indigestion and stomach aches every now and then, I realize that you let me keep you from fitting into your favorite slacks and jackets....Don't forget that I was there when your best friend from high school begged you to be the best-man at his wedding and you told him No, because you didn't want to wear a tuxedo in your size...."That's o.k. with me baby....I've always thought you look sexier in sweatpants anyway, besides I do love the way you depend on me, I love you too"..... sugarplum, remember last week when you were clutching you hand to your heart? I thought that was so sweet, I knew that you were thinking about me and not Pineapple.

Listen dearest, I think that it is time that you knew.....Grilled Salmon stole my last boyfriend just over a year ago...."I can't stand healthy foods" .....he started hanging out with salmon, salads and all of there friends and the next thing I knew, he was acting like he couldn,t deal with me anymore......And I am determined not to let that happen to me again, so if you are contemplating messing around with Healthy, then I advise you to get prepared to go down, way down..

P.S . don't go changing Signed Unhealthy Foods

I hope that you enjoyed the excerpt gentleman, please leave me your questions, comments and feedback.....God bless you and I know that it is time to divorce unhealthy. Luyah